devilsmadvocate:

i LOVE listening to rachel and griffin reading off of their notes in rose buddies. because rachel’s notes are always like “oh yeah so his name was michael. he’s a civics professor. he was about 6′2″ with dark brown hair, and that dark blue suit–” and then griffin will come in with “oh yeahh the sloucher boy! he was just slouchin’ all over the place. just slouchin’ away in his chair.” “mm-hm and then there was that scene with angela, the blonde paralegal from michigan–” “uh-huh yeah she kept making that euhh face. remember that, rachel? how she kept making that euhhhhh face?”

literally this show could just be “rachel and griffin mcelroy try to describe people” and i’d listen to every minute of it.

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my heart: Magic Brian was kind of a french dandy wasn’t he?

poupon:

my brain: no???

my heart: yeah he was. he had full lead facepaint and a beauty mark and instead of fleur de lis he had spider print right. wore a wig. there were a shitton of ruffles.

my brain: no???????

my heart: kind of like

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my brain: ??????????????

my heart:

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infull-livingcolour:

I find comfort in knowing that people who I’ve cut out of my life are left with this version of me that simply doesn’t exist anymore. The memory and image of me that they have isnt who I am, and I’m happy that it’s that way. I’ve changed and grown and they wont ever get the chance to know the better version of myself that I’ve become during their absence.

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queenidinamenzel:

slvrhvk:

this is by far the worst thing i’ve ever done

*best thing

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japhers:

mom conversations

momversations

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Maybe Foreign Language Wouldn’t Be So Foreign

yaminoendo:

dontthinkonithermione:

Based off of this text post for @emettkaysworld + @bumblebeebats

Hermione: It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek.

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Hermione: “Expelliarmus”?

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My new favorite version of Hermione.

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raychleadele:

a TAZ au concept

Consider: “The McElroys Will Be In Trolls 2” podcast, except it’s “The Taaco Twins Will Be On The Starblaster.”

It started, as you might expect, with some edibles.

“So. Listen. Here’s the deal. We really want to be on the Starblaster.”

“No no no, you can’t frame it that way. We will be on the Starblaster.”

“But it’s gotta be a package deal.”

“Oh, absolutely.”

“Because what if they only want one of us?”

Noooo, I don’t wanna be separated!”

“Exactly. You get both of us or you get none of us.”

“Listen. Listen to what I’m saying right now. If they offer me a spot but they don’t want you, I’m turning that shit down.”

Spoiler alert: the Taaco Twins are on the Starblaster.

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claydart:

chokesngags:

mxrvel-peter-parker:

credit

FRAME WORTHY

The Spiderman one is available as a screenprint at postersandtoys(dot)com if you want to snag one

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